Review: HOT PINK SATANISM by Damien Casey

A farcical bubblegum splatterpunk-twisty view of the Underworld as you never expected to see it. "Hot Pink" is the appropriate description, as much of Hell is costumed in drag and flowing with rivers of chocolate pudding. Unicorns go wrong, Satan retires, Baphomet goes sparkly.... The authors riff on pop culture, teenage narcissism, and California's faults--specifically San Andreas. Not suggested for committed Christians nor dedicated Lovecraftians.

Review: THE RACK & CUE 2022

5 years ago I read the first published version of THE RACK AND CUE from acclaimed Welsh author of Extreme Horror David Owain Hughes. I was thoroughly taken with it, but somewhat distracted by the inclusion of a second wild ride in the form of an interconnected novella. At that time I gave it 4 Stars [August 2017]. As time passed, I noticed I had not forgotten it and still fondly recalled my enjoyment, no, engrossment. When I discovered in November 2022 it would be republished in a revised version, I was tremendously excited, realizing any book whose memory held that strongly after more than 5 years had to have impressed me. The new version of THE RACK AND CUE not only didn't disappoint, it's even more engrossing! I read it straight through and couldn't stop. Bloodstained, gore-drenched, knocking at the doors of taboo, over-the-top Horror, THE RACK AND CUE is totally a not-for-the-faint-of-heart-gore-fest (really, no winners here), but I devoured it. Author Hughes made me empathize with many of the characters; I could even understand the economic and societal failings of circumstance that led "the bad guys" to the path that they took to survive. I didn't have to approve, but I could experience their desperation. Well done, David Owain Hughes! THE RACK AND CUE is a winner. Full on 5 Stars.

Here also is my review of the original version, August 2017 [my prediction then of reading it again came to pass]: "Review: THE RACK & CUE by David Owain Hughes

WHITE WALLS AND STRAITJACKETS and its sequel ESCAPEES AND FEVERED MINDS served as my introduction to Welsh extreme horror author David Owain Hughes. Delighted by the humour he laced into his horror, I hoped for similar in this tale of a lonely, isolated, definitely "off-the-beaten-track" rural English pub. The setting is gorgeous. The plot premise is intriguing: What are the options for a close-knit family, business-owners, when modernity decides to reroute your highway, and your farm clientele moves away? Give up and give in? Be saddled with a monstrous big antique building you simply can't sell? Not the option for these folks. Instead, they've found a solution, one guaranteed to keep the property, maintain the business, and get wealthy as well. I won't tell what they've chosen, but it will chill your spine.

THE RACK & CUE is in essence a rather long novel followed immediately by a linked novella [linked by character and location, plus serious backstory]. I rated the entirety as 4, since I'm unable to give the two segments disparate ratings. The latter segment, the novella involving a character from the main novel plus the backstory, is super. This is full-on, trademark, David Owain Hughes-style Horror, seriously in-your-face with both horror and humor. Hughes really knows how to explicate his psychopaths, and he promotes equal rights when it's a question of psychopathic gender. {I nominate the late Anthony Perkins to play the role of Johnson--and the even more chilling Dawn.} I loved this segment (the latter novella). The gore is appropriate, and the ending is poetical justice, throughout. Excellent. 5 stars for this story.

However, the main body of the novel I didn't find so impressive. There's a great reader's hook--but unfortunately it's not at the beginning where I would prefer it, because it introduces the setting, the family, and some of their important characteristics. There's suspense, tension, and okay, gore. (This is an author of extreme, after all.) For those who've read it, I'm referring to the very first pub visitor, who rather suspensefully walks up "out of nowhere" during a blinding rainstorm and flooding. The actual lead-in is pedestrian, no suspense; so in a future edition, give us "Grant" head-on and let Rigs {whom I quite liked, along with his friend/partner} drive in a bit farther on.

The novel carries on at some length. Tremendous amount of explicit carnage, nice budding romances, good friendships, well done on the bikers and the police. But the pool tournament play by play goes on, too long for me, as each single match (several) were elicited in perfect detail. Perhaps that's fine for aficionados, but it disinterested me. All in all, 3 stars for this longer segment. I felt Mr. Hughes saved his best for the latter segment, which I would like to see as a standalone publication. I loved it, and would definitely read again."

Review: BOW-LEGGED BUCCANEERS OF OUTER SPACE by David Owain Hughes

 

Release: 17 February 2021

Author: David Owain Hughes 

Publisher: Redcape Publishing

Pages: 99

Paperback and e-book 

4 Stars!

I don't know anyone with an imagination that could match that of Author David Owain Hughes; it's wild! Picture the not-so-far future. Think of Chinatown,  an enclave no longer accessible to the rest of the world, a "prison" community in which hard-core gamers and comic devotees literally live the lives of their favorite characters. Violence,  gore, danger (and probably a whole lot of insanity) abound. So does uproarious adventure,  and fast friendships. 

Includes the eponymous tale plus short stories "Sticky Buttons" and "The Last Freakshow On Earth."

Caution for Violence,  language,  some sensuality. 

Review: HIGH CROSS by Paul Melhuish

5 Spooky Stars

HIGH CROSS caught my attention immediately and what's more, maintained it throughout.  Never a "ho-hum" moment here. Really intrigued by the premise [without spoiling: I refer to the medieval historical background] and the working out of that premise. Always left with that "what is she really?" question,  but that never detracted from the story, for me. I must caution: there's tons of extreme violence included, and forbidden taboos are violated, so take heed, readers with high sensitivity or touchy stomach. Good bit of obscenity too. For those who don't mind these aspects, or will not be fazed by same, go for it. Definitely worth reading.

THE VENUE by T. J. Payne

5 Stars!

Remarkably gory, I'd have to classify this as "extreme  horror, " yet not "gore for Gore's sake." Character development and evolution/devolution, psychological and sociological [group] insights, and a stunningly devised plot elevate THE VENUE. Although very much not for the faint of stomach [and certainly 18+], I highly recommend it if you can tolerate extreme horror. T. J. Payne delivers,  and is an author to watch. 

THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY by John Everson_Review

The House by the Cemetery by John Everson
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Review: THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY by John Everson

Outstanding. I can seldom resist the Feckless Hero, which is certainly what we have here in Protagonist Mike, a young carpenter in Cook County, Illinois. I liked Mike (to a point), but he and a whole lot of others would have benefited if he had just--matured. Developed personal integrity. Got a life. {Sigh} Guess my opinion of him didn't rank as high as I thought.

Nevertheless, the story is outstanding. Quite extreme, but given the context of the plot, not over the top. I particularly admired author John Everson' s gift with characterization, which I fondly remember from his novel FAMILY TREE. He delineates his characters quite fully but subtly, without telegraphing in advance, but letting readers' realization gradually unfold. This was a one-session reading for me, as I was so absorbed in both plot and characters. I adored the setting, too, and Mr. Everson delivers suspense and revelation in perfect doses for a tale of haunted locales and haunted character.

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DUAL DEPRAVITY 2 by Dani Brown and David Owain Hughes_Review

Dual Depravity by Dani Brown
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Review: DUAL DEPRAVITY 2 by Dani Brown and David Owain Hughes

Two novellas from each of two extreme horror authors form the framework: stories to widen your eyes, capture your breath, and hopefully, expand your Imagination (and keep you watching over your shoulder).

"The Previous Plastic Surgeon" by Dani Brown:

This story may be very triggering to some. Jerusalem is an unemployed (probably unemployable) "amateur" plastic surgeon (in his own mind) with permanent Mother issues. Considering himself "a gift from the gods," he is compelled to "transform" those he deems "uglies." The man is a total egotist, and believes he has reincarnated through many lifetimes, always in some way attached to the woman who is Mother in this life, always practicing his "transformations."

"Warfare" by David Owain Hughes:

Starting out, this story appears to be simply a narrative of criminal gangs in Cardiff, Wales and environs, accompanied by, of course, a lot of fighting and violence, because this is, after all, a David Owain Hughes production {wink}. For the same reason, a lot of bad guys get their just desserts, and some innocents are unfortunately also dispatched in distasteful fashion. So far, nothing seems new. However, this multifaceted author had surprises in store, and surprise me he did. I soon found myself devouring pages as fast as I could turn them! And then--that ending ...Go on, see for yourself.


"God's Fleshlight" by Dani Brown:

Even in my worst nightmares I could never imagine a Dystopia as disturbing as this. The really scary aspect is that alien incursion and rampant monkey overwhelm aside, the political and cultural overtones could actually be eventually possible. Just imagine a pornographic transformation of George Orwell' s 1984, with the overlords being telepathic Health and Safety bureaucrats, and control of populace and the appearance of good deeds concealing a failed democracy.

"Skid Row" by David Owain Hughes:

This is my favourite of the 4, and I really liked it. Mr. Hughes' ability to provide more than a simple gore-fest or sex-obsessed tale is showcased here, in a story I could happily reread. The protagonist I very much empathised with, and constantly cheered on. I liked, even admired, the not-really-secondary character nicknamed "Wrestler," a young man with manners, not just hormones, who, like Timex watches of the 1950s, "takes a licking and keeps on ticking." There is character evolution! There are hints of, and hopes for, a happy conclusion. Mr. Hughes takes on a protagonist whose thoughts and emotions, because of the rare situation, surely must have been difficult to compose. Yes, of course there is gore, and sex; but all in all, the story made me glad to have read it, and I am sure it plans to linger in pleasurable memory.




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